The 12 Days of WordPress Coding
This post was curated and edited by Ben Gillbanks. Ben is a WordPress user and developer with over 20 years experience of building things online.
This week at WP Briefs, we’re flipping the script a bit. Instead of the usual roundup, we’re diving into the festive spirit with some special podcasts. Get ready for a jolly ride through the WordPress wonderland! Today’s date? It’s Friday, December 15, 2023. Let’s unwrap some holiday WordPress magic together!
Cue the WordPress carol… Please keep in mind, I am not a singer. You might do better to sing along to the transcript!
On the first day of coding, my IDE gave to me: A clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the second day of plugins, my dashboard said to me: Two SEO tools and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the third day of themes, my site rocked merrily: Three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress,rate=”slow”>error-free.
On the fourth day of caching, my load time was snappy: Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the fifth day of blogging, my readers got from me: Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the sixth day of updates, my site stayed secure, you see: Six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the seventh day of comments, my community grew with glee: Seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the eighth day of media, my gallery looked lovely: Eight images stunning, seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the ninth day of widgets, my sidebar was a tree: Nine tools a-widgetting, eight images stunning, seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the tenth day of E-Commerce, my sales rang like a spree: Ten orders processing, nine tools a-widgetting, eight images stunning, seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the eleventh day of analytics, insights came to me: Eleven stats a-booming, ten orders processing, nine tools a-widgetting, eight images stunning, seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
On the twelfth day of blogging, my site sang in harmony: Twelve subscribers subscribing, eleven stats a-booming, ten orders processing, nine tools a-widgetting, eight images stunning, seven discussions flowing, six plugins updating, Five golden posts! Four cache hits, three custom designs, two SEO tools, and a clean install of WordPress, error-free.
May your WordPress days be merry and bright!
