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#167: Wed December 20, 2023

WordPress Cracker Jokes

Binary Moon Avatar This post was curated and edited by Ben Gillbanks. Ben is a WordPress user and developer with over 20 years experience of building things online.

Hey WordPress pals! Join me, your festive host, as we ditch the usual routine and sleigh our way into the world of WordPress cracker jokes. It's a joyous Wednesday, December 20, 2023, and we're unwrapping the laughter on WP Briefs. Let's sprinkle some holiday cheer and dive into the merriment of cracker jokes in this quick and fun-filled podcast episode. Tune in for a dose of festive humor – because who says tech can't be jolly?

Hey, festive folks and WordPress enthusiasts! Bid adieu to the usual chatter, and hop aboard our festive sleigh as we embark on a jolly adventure through the world of WordPress cracker jokes.

Here at WP Briefs, we’re unwrapping the cheer and exploring the lighter side of the digital realm. What day is it? Well, it’s a day filled with joy – Wednesday, December 20, 2023. So, buckle up for a laughter-filled journey through the WordPress wonderland as we unravel the merriment hidden in cracker jokes!

May your festive spirits be as high as our fun-filled puns!


Why did the WordPress developer bring a ladder to the Christmas party? To reach the high CTR (Click Through Rate)!

How does Santa’s sleigh run on WordPress? It has a lot of plugins for swift delivery!

Why did the WordPress user start a bakery during the holidays? To get more cookie consent!

Why did the WordPress developer go broke during Christmas? Too many theme purchases!

Why did the Grinch learn WordPress development? He wanted to steal everyone’s attention!

What’s a snowman’s favorite part of a website? The header!

How does Santa troubleshoot his website issues? He checks the “naughty” and “nice” logs!

Why did the WordPress site go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!

Why did the WordPress user put their laptop in the freezer? They wanted a cool website!

Why did the gingerbread man start a WordPress blog? He wanted to share his cookie recipes!

What’s a WordPress plugin’s favorite holiday treat? Cookies! They love to track them!

Why did the WordPress user break up with their website? It had too many commitment issues!

What do you get when you cross WordPress with a snowstorm? A flurry of new blog posts!

Why did the elf join a coding bootcamp? To level up his elf-taught programming skills!

How does Santa troubleshoot his website? He checks it twice!

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